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Sunday, November 14, 2004

Trouble with Tribbles 

I really couldn't help posting the following spoof on one of my favorite Star Trek episodes:
I would like to point out that tragedy was averted by the tribble control measures. What if the Enterprise had run out of food? Would the tribbles have developed a taste for living human flesh? 'Captain's Log: *PAUSE* The rest of my crew is dead *PAUSE* and my phaser is empty. *PAUSE* I can hear them chewing *PAUSE* through the door. *PAUSE* Oh, God! NOOOOO!' (The sounds of mewing and fabric ripping, then silence.)
I guess we'll just never know the true horrors, will we? You're a nerd. -ed Yeah, so? it got me this far, didn't it?

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