Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Why naked parties... 

...at elite schools are acceptable: because smart students tend to be ugly.
The Captain sums this up nicely:
So perhaps these parties serve only as extensions of Halloween parties, designed to scare people into celibacy.

As far as the attractiveness claim (or, more specifically, the lack of it), I can testify to the existance of strong evidence in favor of such a generalization. Well, except for the seeing lots of ugly people naked. I'm assuming there's a correlation between faces and the rest... Oh, the hideous, hideous thoughts. I need cleansing--I'd better go read Drezner's site.

Isn't this post kind of mean...and self-depricating-ed? Indeed.

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